Phase 1 — The Pigeon Has Landed. 42 Billion $GDP have entered the economy. Nobody was consulted.

GLOBAL RESERVE BANK • PIGEON MONETARY DIVISION

$GDP

GROSS DOMESTIC PIGEON

“I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.”

VIEW ON SOLANA ENTER THE ECONOMY

GLOBAL NEWS:G7 CONCERNEDGOLD UPBTC UPBOND YIELDS UPPIGEON DON'T CAREWE PRINT. YOU PAY.

THE PIGEON DOESN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE.

HE CREATES IT BY ACCIDENT.

COMMUNITY GOVERNED

BY PIGEONS.
FOR PIGEONS.

BUILT ON SOLANA

FAST, CHEAP,
AND QUESTIONABLE.

FIXED SUPPLY

42,000,000,000 GDP.
NO MORE. EVER.

IN PIGEON
WE TRUST

MONETARY POLICY

PRINT. TARIFF. PANIC. REPEAT.

No roadmap to financial enlightenment. No promise of returns. Just a pigeon with a balance sheet.

VERIFY, DON'T TRUST THE PIGEON

THE TOKEN IS REAL.
THE ECONOMICS ARE SATIRE.

NETWORKSolana Mainnet

SYMBOLGDP

SUPPLY42,000,000,000

MINT AUTHORITYREVOKED

FREEZE AUTHORITYNONE

MINT ADDRESSJ8DLdxuTUxXaLbpJFtD4qfkPVsfjGMBmxjs5hAjmCjy

COMING FROM THE PIGEON ECONOMY

ONE TOKEN. MANY BAD IDEAS.

ECONOMICALLY CONFUSED PIGEONS

Collectible digital pigeons with questionable occupations, portfolios and monetary beliefs.

COMING SOON

VIRTUAL URANUS REAL ESTATE

Own absolutely no real land on Uranus. Collect a digital lot anyway.

COMING SOON

GDP / SOL LIQUIDITY

A permissionless market where price discovery meets poor judgment.

PLANNED

THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
JUST BREADCRUMBS.

Gross Domestic Pigeon ($GDP) is a parody / meme token created for entertainment. It represents no equity, ownership, revenue rights, debt claim, guaranteed utility, promise of profit, or expectation of return. Crypto assets and digital collectibles are highly speculative and may lose all value. Pigeon-related statements are satire unless explicitly stated otherwise.